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kuro-ayameart · 2 years ago
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I’ve been waiting for months, but he’s here now 🥹
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howlingday · 1 month ago
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Avalanche time for jaune and hound
(rwby x final fantasy abridge)
Hound: You... Quiet... Why?
Jaune: Let me tell you a tale...
Jaune: When I was a wee lad... Every day, I would go to my church... get on my knees... and pray to whatever god was left to listen. And I said, "God? Are you there? It's me, Baby Jaune! There's only one thing in this world that I want more than anything. I don't care if you take my sword! My friends! Or the home in which I sleep! WHAT I WANT... is a talking dog best friend!"
Jaune: Now, here I stand... Swordless... Friendless... And homeless..
Jaune: But not... TALKING! DOG! BESTFRIENDLESS!
Hound: OH... WE... FRIENDS?!
YEEEEEEEEEAH
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Ruby: Isn't it weird that the only person other than me who remembers that night was me and y-
Blake: WE DIDN'T FUCK. I-Isn't it weird how I just said that out loud?
Ruby: Extremely! Let's never talk about it again!
Blake: Agreed!
Jaune: (Knocking, Muffled) FOR REAL, THOUGH! SHUT! THE FUCK! UUUP!
Ruby: Don't you guys only have one bed in there?
Jaune/Hound: DAMN RIGHT~!
DOGGY STYLE SNUGGIES~!
Intruders will be shot. No wizards allowed.
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Ilia: While that's happening, Jaune and the Hound will be cutting loose all the dinghies but one.
Jaune: You know what time it is, Hound~?!
Hound: DOGGY... STYLE... TIME... BAY... BEE...
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Hound: Worried... Jaune...
Ruby: Jaune has been acting weird since we got here... I haven't seen him all day. Maybe he's just having some Jaune-time?
Hound: Re... Member... Doggy... Style... Time...
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Jaune: (Sobbing) I'm gonna find my dad, and I'm gonna make things right! And... (Sniffs) I'm gonna do it... with my talking dog best friend BY MY SIDE!
Hound: Oh... Dog... It... Means...
Jaune: Synchronize your non-existent watch, Hound! BECAUSE IT'S-!
Hound: DOGGY STYLE TIME~!
Jaune: DOGGY STYLE TIME~!
Hound: FROGGY ISLE TIME~!
Jaune: RUBGY FRENCH TIME~!
Ruby: Yeah~! Let's kill people~!
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Papa Arc: (Cackling maniacally)
Jaune: ...Hey, Dad? You know what time it is, fucker?
Papa Arc: EXCUSE ME...?
Jaune: I SAID... DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!
FUCKEEEEEER!
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Jaune: Doggy Style Time. MOTHERFUCKER.
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God of Animals: (Writhing in agony) HOW CAN THIS BE SO PAINFUL...?!
Ruby: ...
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE TIME, MOTHERFUCKEEER~!
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Nora: Jaune and the Hound are like the dad and his friend who sleep in the same bed and nobody questions it~!
Jaune/Hound: Doggy Style Snuggies, motherfucker~!
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Jaune: The clock's ticking for her ass... And when the alarm goes off, Salem's gonna wake up TO THE DOGS OF WAR BARKING AT HER DOOR! LED BY-
Qrow: Me.
Jaune: You? The fuck makes you think you're qualified to lead Doggy Style Time?
Qrow: The fuck is a "Doggy Style Time"?
Jaune: DID THIS MOTHERFUCKER-
Hound: YES.
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Jaune: Dammit! There's no way we'll make it in time! Unless...
Jaune: This calls for speed.
Hound: What... Speed?
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE SPEED~! (Hops into cart with Qrow) DOGGY STYLE SPEED~!
30 Minutes Later
Qrow: DOGGY STYLE SPEED FUCKING SUCKS!
Jaune: Did you take your foot off the Doggy Style Brake?
Qrow: The-
Hound: Trick... No brakes... On Doggy Style Train.
Qrow: Okay, now we just have to sneak onboard-
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE TRAIN~!
Qrow: WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE THEY HEAR-?!
Guard: INTRUDERS!
Qrow: (Quietly) Motherfucker...
Jaune: WE GOTTA STOP THIS TRAIN BEFORE IT REACHES ANSEL!
Hound: And... If... Not?
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Hound: Brakes... Good... Need... Brakes.
Qrow: Fuck! I- I don't know what to do!
Jaune: There's only one thing you can do, Qrow! Believe...
Qrow: Believe in what?!
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE TIME MOTHERFUCKEEER~! (Train stops)
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Ruby: So, what have you guys been up to?
Qrow: Well, those idiots the SDC were gathering dust so they could shoot it at Salem.
Jaune: And thanks to Doggy Style Time and whatever the fuck Nora's team name was did, we grabbed most of it~!
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Hound: Mystery... Meat... Secured.
Jaune: Setting security protocol to level... DOGGY STYLE~.
Ruby: (Hears clicks and whirs) And... what did that do, exactly?
Hound: You'll... know...
Qrow: Hey, if our ol' rustbucket still works, we can head on over! (Exits) The fuck did I just step on...? WHOA! HEY! NO! FUCK!
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE SECURITY, MOTHERFUCKER~.
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Jaune: And while you guys do that, it'll be the perfect opportunity for Qrow, Hound, and myself to...
Blake: It has Doggy Style in the name, doesn't it?
Jaune: NO!
Jaune: ...Yes.
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Jinn: Buuut... If you DID want some extra firepower, there is a relic you can gather, said to grant incredible magic and power to possibly be able to defeat Salem! But it will require you to take on a grueling trial, a set of tasks to complete in order to prove your worth to wield it! So, what do you say~?
Jaune: What do we say...? DOGGY STYLE TIME~.
Hound: DOGGY STYLE TIME~.
Qrow: Ugh... Doggy Style Time... So, what do we gotta do?
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Ruby: Hey, uh, Mom? Have you seen Jaune anywhere?
Hound: TICK-TOCK GOES THE CLOCK~!
Jaune: WHO'S BRINGING JUSTICE, FUCKER~?
Qrow: Y'ALL KNOW WHO IT IS~!
Jaune/Hound: DOGGY STYLE TIIIME~!
Qrow: MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEER~!
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500 Years Later
???: C'mon, Grandma Summer! Tell us the story~!
?!?: Yeah~! Tell us~!
Hound: Very well, little ones~. This is the tale... Of-!
DOGGY STYLE TIIIIIIIIIIME~! MOTHERFUCKER~!
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tsams-and-co-memes · 6 months ago
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I can’t help but acknowledge the fact that if Frank was a regular animatronic, he would have died when he first showed up, despite not doing anything wrong.
All because he seemed a little weird, couldn’t talk, and looked a little unnerving.
He didn’t do anything bad when he first showed up. The most he did was follow Sun and Moon, and in this au, I can imagine it would be because he thought he should.
Also, imagine being this version of Frank in this situation. Being confused, having no idea where you are, and not completely understanding how you got there. Just slowly running out of charge until you go unconscious. Then, with no way to charge and no one to possibly help you anyway, your body slowly breaks down until you’re nothing but scrap metal.
Yeeeeeeeeeah 😬 I'm really glad they didn't actually kill him, because. Killing him simply because he couldn't talk and looked scary would send a bad message (something something don't judge a book by its cover)
The image of Frank being alone and confused, let to rot once his battery ran out of charge, is very sad though. 10/10 breaks my heart; I'd much prefer to think about him being happy and having friends who care about him
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fantasyinvader · 2 years ago
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I feel like it's a case of part of the House's minor lore being put into the spotlight. Almyra was already questionable in Houses: it was seemingly a meritocracy that valued strength, it invaded it's neighbors for fun and liked to party up afterwards, it's people valued fleeing and surviving rather than standing your ground for what you believe in, it didn't take care of it's kids, and it was racist against the people of Fodlan by viewing them as "cowards" because they built a wall to keep Almyra out.
Claude is depicted as believing that Almyrans suffer hate not because of their raiding, but because PIRATES disguise themselves as Almyrans and raid instead in Shamir/Alois's paralogue. On top of that, Claude is also shown to be out of touch with his people, both in the Alliance and Almyra. In CF, he doesn't GET that Fodlaners will fight to the bitter end to protect their homes, instead thinking they will run away like Almyrans do in order to live another day. He blames the Church and the Locket the prejudice Almyrans suffer, ignoring WHY the Locket was built or any blame his people would have for their own bad reputation.
In VW, Claude's supports and story has him realize that Almyra needs to change. That this romanticized view he has of his country and the idea of simply unifying everyone to make them get along is wrong, in direct contrast to Edelgard. It is the story of his own enlightenment on many fronts, and his endings show him attempting to spread his beliefs not through war but through trade. Trade, which is so esteemed in the Alliance. He'll even leave Fodlan as it's own country separate from Almyra provided he doesn't marry Queen Byleth.
Compare this with GW, where Claude gets rejected once more by his brother over his race and is forced to kill him. Claude never wanted to kill Khalid, but now his hands are stained and he goes down a path that the antithesis of what he would have had in VW. Claude sticks to that romanticism like Edelgard herself.
Now, the fact Claude is a PoC does make this rather... yeeeeeeeeeah. At the very least, he's shown as someone who can realize his own ignorance and prejudice and work to rectify it. Edelgard can't, instead focusing on returning the Empire to it's past glory believing that by doing so it will magically make things good again. At the very least Claude CAN be a hero and reform his country while Edelgard simply becomes a tyrant. A tyrant who embodies everything the Imperial nobility weren't supposed to be before their moral decline. He got more than she got.
same anon as before, and y i k e s. as if GW couldn't get any worse. "yes let's double dowm on the primarily brown country being violent thieving invaders, that's a good idea." like yeah before in 3H Almyra wasn't exactly squeaky clean or anything, but having pillaging be a straight up part of their culture?? not just admiring feats of valor and strength but just stealing shit now??
w h o w r o t e t h i s
It's honestly a little funny to me because . there was absolutely no need for that line. it wasn't plot-relevant, it didn't deepen Nader's character. The writers just tacked in on because either they wanted to, or they THOUGHT it was a good idea, and I don't know which is worse.
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star-mum · 4 years ago
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LIVE REACTION TO NIGHTMARE TIME EP 1
Idk if anyone would even be interested in reading this but as I was watching the show last night I kept writing down my reactions on my notes so here we are
*this is all in caps idk why just roll with it*
THE OPENING SONG IS SUCH A BOP OMG NICK LANG HIMSELF ?????? MONSTER FUCKER RIGHTS ???? HIDGENS ENTRANCE HOW ICONIC "LUCY IS HAVING NONE OF IT" I LOVE THAT OMG JOEY PLAYING KONK (?) IS SUCH A POWER MOVE I LOVE THAT THE BEGGINING IS JUST TARZAN FANFIC SKSKSKSKS MARIAH IS TEXTING JOHN (?) AND HES LAUGHING SM WE LOVE A COMEDY QUEEN I LOVE THEM USING THE ZOOM BACKGROUNDS SKSKSKS KONK IS AWFULLY CLOSE TO COCK AND I THINK ITS ON PURPOSE ?? SPECIALLY WITH THE LAG I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE SOMETIMES SKSKSKS SOMEONE JUST SAID "TED'S ORIGIN STORY" ON CHAT AND I LOST IT !!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE ???? HANDSOME LADY ? I MEAN SURE TIGHT JOHN IS LOSING IT FUCK MAN, SAME CURT OMG THAT ACCENT OOOOOOOOHHHH BOY I KNEW IT WAS HER FIANCEE SHIIIIT WE CANNOT TRUST HIM I KNOW THIS !!! "ENTAGLED" SKSKS WHAT SIR HES GAY CHILL OUT WHATS THE YEAR, IT FEELS SO OLD TIMEY "I'D SAY YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR THIS APEMAN" OOOOOOOHHHH DONT U SAY JONATHAN IS A PUSSY BITCH I CAN TELL LUCY JUST DROP IT OH SHE ACTUALLY DID ????? FUCK IT UP BABE
(I JUST ACIDENTALY DELETE HALF OF WHAT I WROTE SHIT, ILL HAVE TO REWRITE IT FROM MEMORY) WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE TRICKING US??? THEY CALLED IT, WHAAAAAAAAT WDYM "PLAY THE PROFESSOR" IS HE NOT A PROFESSOR WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW
ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT??? SINGING LONDON BRIDGE WHILE CHASING SOMEONE IS MY FAV SCARY TROP HAHAHHA YEEEEESSS "TOOK OFF WDYM" GIRL HE IS HOLDING A GUN WHAT DO YOU THINK "WDYM" WHY DID HE KEEP THE KONK ACT AFTER LUCY LEFT SKSKSKSKS TED WTF SKSKSKS "I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING WHEN IM ERECT" HAHAHAHA TED LIKES TO BE A HIMBO THATS GREAT IS HE GOING TO KILL TED ?? AAAAAAAHHHHHH TED HE HAS A GUN PLZ DONT TEST HIM HE HAS ALREADY KILLED A MAN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK RECAST???? WHO IS TAKING TED'S ROLE ????? OH SO ITS NOT OLD TIMEY AFTER ALL RED SOMETHING???? OH TED'S GONNA PROPOSE IS SHE GONNA SAY NO? SHES GONNA SAY NO RIGHT ? FUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHHAHA WHY IS HE NAKED ??? JAHAHHAHA WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING TED WHAT ? "PROFESSOR SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF" HAHAHAHA PORNHUB PREMIUM ACCOUNT HAHAHAH "OOOoooOOoOoOoOoOohhHhhHh BUT IT IS" FUCK NO DONT KILL HER OOOOOOOOOHHHH TED'S DEAD SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ROBERT'S ACTING IS *CHEF'S KISS* DAMN OH SHIT TED *NOW* TED IS DEAD FUCK HIDGENS IS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOO IS HE GONNA KILL HER ??? OH SHIT OH FUCK LUCY'S CAUGHT IN  A BEAR TRAP WHY ARE PPL SAYING WORKING BOYS IN THE CHAT ??? OH THATS WHY !!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH MINE IS A LITTLE BEHIND IS SHE BROKE ??????? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT HIDGENS GOT PLAYED THATS ON YOU BUDDY OH FUCK HIM UP LUCY ! BECKY BARNES ????? HATCHFIELD LORE ???? WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND IS THAT WHY SHE CLIMBED A TREE APE MAN SHOW UP PLZ WHO IS IT THO ?????? JEFF HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST APE MAN YEEEEAAAHHH WOOLY FOOT ?????? IS IT CHUMBY???? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA YEEEEAAHHH HOW DID HIDGENS KNOW ????? OH IS IT OVER ?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MORE ;-----; THIS WAS SO GOOD THO OOOHHH FUCK ANOTHER MUSIC NUMBER JAMIE YOU LOOK AMAZING !!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE SONGS TO BE AVAILABLR FOR US (IN LIKE 3 YEARS CAUSE IM BROKE SKSKSKSK) HE DANCES THE CAN CAN ?????? OKAY I SKIPPED A BIT TO BE ON TIME WITH EVERYBODY "ARE YOU FUCKKING HIGH????" YEEEEEEEEEAH PART 2 BABEY !!!!! NICK'S HAIR LOOKS AMAZING OMG OH ???????? BILL AND ALICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I MISSED THEM !!!!!!!!! OH THE TEEN ANGST I LOVE BILL SM HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD DEB ????WHY WOULD U HURT BABY ALICE LIKE THIS ???? "I MIGHT NEVER SEE DEB AGAIN" GOD ALICE CHILL OUT LET HER BE A PLAY WRITER BILL CMON "MY BUDDY PAUL" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLINKY ??? I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL FUCK NO JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN I DONT TRUST HES CHARACTER THO OOOOHHH LOVE DISCOUNTS I DIDNT LIKE THE WORKER CALLING HER PRINCESS THO, SHES BILL'S DAUGHTER NOT YOURS OOOOOOHHHHHH NO OH NONONONOONO BILL IS GOING TO DIE I JUST KNOW IT BLINKY IS EVIL I CAN FEEL IT ALICE NO NO LITTERING WHORE JAMES !!!!!!!!!! ALICE IS ALSO GOING TO DIE MAYBE RIGHT NOW WHO KNOWS BLNKY WTF SHE IS A MINOR WTF AAAAAH I DONT LIKE IT HERE JAMES ILY BUT THIS CHARACTER IS CREEPY AS SHIT I DONT LIKE IT HAHAHAH TIGHT LOVE THEME PARK STUPID SHIRTS "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUNNY" HAHAHAHAH DROWSY TOWN ? THE CHAT PULLED MY ATTENTION TO THAT BUT I DONT GET WHY ? IS THIS BAD "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" THIS IS SUCH A DAD THING TO SAY OH ALICE CMON DONT SAY THAT BILL CUT IT OUT WITH DECIDING YOUR KIDS FUTURE THATS NOT FUN OH GOD I DONT TRUST THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO "AHOY BOYS AND GIRLS" NO NONONONONO UNCLE WILEY FUCK OFF THE SNIGGLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH "WE'RE THE SNIGGLES DONT BE SCARED" YOU KNOW WHAT SNIGGLES I AM SCARED BUT HELL YEAH SONG TIME OOOOOOOHHH FUCK IT UP JAMES OH ARE THEY GONNA LIKE GIVE THE AUDIENCE A SLEEP INDUCING DRUG OR SOMETHING ??????? "DONT BLINK" AHAHAHA I DONT TRUST THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH "GREAT WE'RE DEAD" HAHAHAH THE SONG WAS A BOP THO "WHAT ARE THE SNIGGLES?" GREAT QUESTION ALICE "NOW U KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD TO SEAT THROUGH DEH" HAHHAHAHA "SEE U IN A SNIG" HAHAHA SNIGGLETTE ???U OKAY BBY??? OOOOOOOOHHH MORE SONGS HELL YEAH I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE SM THE SNIGGLE PUNS ARE KINDA CONFUSING ME NGL WHY WAS THAT SO SAD OMG OOOOOOOH SHIT OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA KILL HER I JUST KNOW IT OMG "PRAISE THE WATCHER" OH MY GOD PLZ DONT KILL HER "UNTIL HE'S SEEN EVERYTHING" W H A T LAUREN'S VOICE SKSKSK SO CUTE PAPA SNIGGLE I DO NOT TRUST YOU THOSE ARE ALIVE ARENT THEY ????? OH FUCK SNIGGLETTE IS SHE OKAY ????????? "ANGELA R U ALRIGYT" WHAT "SHUT UP JEFF" OH MY GOD I DONT LIKE WHEN THEYRE SELF AWARE SKSKSKSK " U CAN SHUT THE HELL UP LAUREN" HAHAHAHA BILL OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD HAHAHAHAH ALICE IS SO NICE DO THEY NOT KNOW "ARON AROOON" HAHHAHA OH CHURROS I LOVE THOSE THE GIRL SHE DOESNT LIKE ?????? OH NON BINARY RIGHTS LOVE IT "IS THIS A FRIEND OF ZIGS" OH LOVE RESPECTFUL DAD DEB NOT COOL OH ALICE SHIT ALICE BBY IF SHES CHEATING ON YOU THATS NOT ON UR DAD STOP SHITTING ON HIM LIKE THIS "ITS UR MOTHERS FAULT" OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA GREG AND ALISON ? AND BETH ?? DOES BETH LIKE HER ????OH NOOOOOO GREG NO U SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING PUNCH HIM OH  NO HAHAHA FUCK NO THEYRE ALL POSESSED ARENT THEY THATS THE TEEN FROM THE MOVIE THEATER HAHAHHA "it lagged ;-; now we wait" A MAN IN A HURRY HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT BILL IS MAD IS HE POSESSED TOO ??????? OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING BLINKY ????????? OH NO OH NO SHES GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THEYRE GONNA BE FINE RIGTH ??????? RIGHT ???? BREATHING EXERCISES BABY CMON OH NO PLZ DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID BILL NOOOOOOOOOOO BILL PLZ DONT DIE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SM PUT UR SEATBELT BACK ON PLZ NOOOOOOOOO OH THEYRE BOTH GOING TO FALL ARENT THEY OH NO OH MY GOD OH SHIT PHONE IS BROKEN OOPS AWN IM GONNA CRY PLZ LET THEM SURVIVE I BEG YOU NICK LANG OOOOOOOOH TWILIGHT BUT GAY I AM *HERE* FOR IT OOOOOH THANK GOD THEYRE SAFE THANK YOU NICK LANG BILL YOURE SUCH A GOOD DAD OH GOD SHIT ALICE CHILL OUT ITS JUST A PHONE BABE "SHE KNOWS IM WATCHING HER" I DONT TRUST THAT IS *SHE* POSESSED OR IS THIS JUST TEEN ANGST ALICE UR DAD IS TRYING HIS BEST PLZ CUT HIM SOME SLACK OH MARIAH TURNED HER CAMERA OFF OH DEAR GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HAHAH I LOVE LIVE BLOOPS OH MY GOD BLINKY IS TERRIFYING FUCK NO DO NOT GET THAT WIGGLY JUNIOR BILL DONT HOW ??????? OH MARIAH IS BACK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??????? WHY CANT BILL GET THE MALLET THING DONT TAKE IT YES SMART LAUREN ? SKSKKSS WHAT MADAM IRIS I DO NOT TRUST YOU WHAT ?????? IS THAT ALICE'S PHONE ???? BILL DONT GET SCAMMED OH ITS AN ALL SEEING IPHONE ALICE CHILL PLZ IS HE GONNA DIE ????? PLZ NICK DONT DO THAT ALICE DONT DONT KILL UR DAD 49.95 AGAIN BILL PLZ TRY ANOTHER GAME JAMES DAMN THATS RUTHLESS BILL WHAT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REAL ???????? IT CANT BE ??????? OH ITS NOT REAL ARE THEY MAKING THEM HATE THEIR FAMILIES AND KILL EACH OTHER ?? A TENDER KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM A DEMON HOW NICE GUYS PLZ JUST GO TO THERAPY I BEG U WHAT ARE U GONNA DO BILL? KICK HER HEAD ??????? (SORRY I HAD TO) BLINKY'S FUNHOUSE THAT SOUNDS WARM AND COMFORTING THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF NOT UR SEED FIGHTING IN THE MIRROR PART OF A FUN HOUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TROPE OH FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WAKE UP OH FUCK PLZ WAKE UP ESCAPE THIS ALIVE YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH OH SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM ISNT SHE ????? SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM I JUST KNOW IT HES AWAKE SHES NOT IS BLINKY GONNA KILL THEM ?? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK I KNEW IT OH HELL YEAH ALICE FUCK IT UP ARE THEY GONNA DROW ?? OH NO OKAY DID THEY SURVIVE ???? IS SHARED TRAUMA GONNA SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SKSKSKKS THEY SURVIVED !!!!!!!!! THANK YOU NICK LANG (AGAIN) WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HER PHONE BACK ? OH MADAM IRIS DID GIVE HER PHONE BACK AWWNNNNNNNN ALICE THIS ONE HAD A HAPPY ENDING YAY WELL IG THE OTHER DID TOO BUT NOT FOR THE CHARACTERS WE KNEW
THIS WAS SO GOOD I LOVER STAKID !!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WISHED I WASNT BROKE SO I COULD PAY FOR THE NEXT ONES KSKSKSKSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO YOUR REACTIONS FOR THE NEXT ONES !!!
I HEARD GREG AND IT WAS CRAIG SKSKKSSK OOPS
*from this part on is reactions from after the show when starkid was answering questions from the chat*
YEEAAH VOTE FOR BIDEN HELL YEAH STARKID
"THE WITCH IN THE WEB" WEBBY ???????? DO WE GET TO SEE HANNAH AGAIN ?????
A THEORY ON TUMBLR FROM REDDIT ON A INSTAGRAM ACC ON YT OH MY GOD SKSKSKSKKS
THE STORIES ARE CANON !!!!!!!!! THEORIES LETS GO GANG
STARKID FANS WHO CAN DONATE TO STARKID PLZ DO I WISH I COULD DONATE TO THESE TALENTED PPL G O D
I WAS CORRECT IT WAS KONK WITH A K
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE YES!!!!!! WORKING BOYS !!!!
"NICK LANG IS A BOSS"
MARIAH: SAYS FUCK AS ALICE ALSO MARIAH: GEEKED THE *FREAKED* OUT
TIP JAR HAS BEEN OUT FOR 11 YEARS HELL YEAH
HOW TF DO YOU SPELL ZIGGS BTW
OOOHHH THEYRE FAKE THAT MAKES SENSE OK NOT FAKE COMFIRMED BUT PROBABLY FAKE LETS HOPE DEB DIDNT ACTUALLY CHEAT
"WELL I WAS BORN IN 1989" HAHAHAHA
BECKY CLIMBED WHILE RUNNING FROM HER HUSBAND I FEEL LIKE THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT
OH GOODIE I GET TO WATCH THEM LATER IDK WHEN BUT AT LEAST IK SOMEDAY
BLINKY VS WIGGLY
OH CMON NICK I WANTED TO KNOW ;-;
THIS WAS SO NICE I MISSED THEM ;-;
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ohmytheon · 6 years ago
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don’t threaten me with a good time (1/2)
title: don’t threaten me with a good time
summary: The sequel to There’s Something About Bakugou. After months of figuring out where they stand with their unusual and new relationship, Uraraka couldn't be happier with Bakugou and Kirishima. Of course, after a night of celebrating a friend's birthday, they're all equally determined to prove each other wrong in the most shameless of ways.
notes: YEEEEEEEEEAH omg. I can't believe I'm writing this. I'll send you all a postcard from hell. Also, I can't believe I thought I could keep this a one-shot. There was just too much I wanted to talk about concerning the Kirikacchako relationship and how things have been since they started whatever they have. Turned out I had a lot of feelings over it. So yeah, this first half is mostly fluff. The second half is going to be where the action is at. I might change this to "explicit" depending on how it goes. So if you want just the fluff, then stick with chapter one. If you want the RIDICULOUS and SHAMELESS smut, then move on to the second chapter when I post it. I'm ecstatic that people are digging this ship!
It started out as a relatively innocent night. Kaminari’s birthday was something that none of them could miss. Sure, they all had separate lives of their own and many had moved away to pursue their hero careers, but birthdays were something sacred. It was a time that they all did their best to get together on, a little reminder of the good ole days. Kaminari was big on going all out and they usually suffered for it the next day, but there was no way that they were going to bail on him, not even Bakugou.
They’d made sure to work hard during the day at their respective jobs and get the next day off because there was also no way in hell any of them were going to be good to work the day after.
All three of them getting a full day off was hard. Bakugou put in hours like he was meaning to get his own hero agency any time now. Uraraka was often torn between daring rescue missions that pulled her out of the city at a moment’s notice and also villain fights in the city. The hero agency that Kirishima worked at was forty-five minutes away and he was often in some brutal takedowns. They did what they could to spend time together and it was usually good enough, but having tomorrow off was special, so they weren’t about to squander the night.
Seeing as how the bar Kaminari had chosen was closest to Bakugou’s place, Uraraka had decided to do most of her getting ready there. She’d made sure to pack her outfit and makeup kit before leaving for work this morning so that she could go directly to his place. Bakugou had still been working on some paperwork when she’d clocked out, so he’d given her his key to let herself in.
By the time she’d made it to his place, Uraraka was still buzzing anxiously over the fact that he had casually given her the key to his apartment, his sanctuary. She hopped in the shower, which was much nicer than hers, and used his shampoo since she’d forgot to pack her own. So what if she smelled like Bakugou? It wasn’t like either he or Kirishima would mind.
Sometimes, Uraraka forgot just how...unusual her life had become in the past few months. Ever since Bakugou had been hit by that lust quirk and she, Kirishima, and Bakugou had all come to realize some very interesting things about one another, life had evolved into something both spectacular and strange. Not in a bad way though. Things were brighter. She felt more. She was happy. Oh, sure, she’d been happy before, but this was like “the sun is always shining and the birds are always singing” kind of happy.
That wasn’t to say there hadn’t been any bumps or awkward moments. Uraraka could not deny having a jealous streak here and there. The nights that Bakugou and Kirishima got to spend together when she was stuck at work or otherwise busy had been sour for her at first. It had humiliated her and she’d even worried that she wasn’t cut out for whatever they were trying to do until she’d buckled down and talked with Kirishima about it and he had copped to feeling the same way.
Strangely enough, it had been Bakugou who had helped them get over it. It turned out that he had never once felt jealous over Uraraka and Kirishima spending time together without him. Instead it had helped put him at ease that he wasn’t being a selfish jerk or demanding too much of them. It had been surprising since Bakugou was admittedly the type that demanded attention the most in everything he did.
Also, while her feelings for Bakugou had been quite solid in the beginning, things with Kirishima had been a little different. Whatever they had now had come slowly as they’d found their footing with one another. He could be just as energetic and stubborn as Bakugou, but his enthusiasm was different. He was brighter, in a sense, and much easier to deal with. He had more of an easygoing nature so there was a natural push and pull with him instead of the lots of pushing she had to do with Bakugou sometimes.
Things had developed with Kirishima naturally though. She couldn’t imagine her world without him being such an integral part of it. Not just in a romantic way, but as a friend as well. They’d always been good friends, if only because the both of them excelled in making friends with people outside of their group through their positive nature, but they were much closer now and she couldn’t be happier about it. Who knew Bakugou of all people would have brought them together?
Or well, it had kind of been that villain with the lust quirk.
When they had finally caught him, it had been a real struggle not to laugh. That guy really had changed all their lives, but it wasn’t like she could walk up up to him and say, “Hey, thanks for getting me two boyfriends!” or anything like that. Whatever the three of them had together, they’d kept it private. Sure, Uraraka kind of felt bad about not telling Tsu, but they were still figuring things out and Bakugou, for as loud and flashy as he was as a hero, was an intensely private person. This was theirs and he didn’t want anyone butted their heads into their business.
Honestly, Uraraka thought that Bakugou just liked the idea of having both her and Kirishima to himself.
With the shower done, she set to getting ready. She may have gone a little further in her normal dressing up than usual, opting for a matching set of undergarments. The black bra and underwear fit her nicely and accentuated her curves more. Honestly though, the big deal was that she was matching. Normally she didn’t pay attention to what bra and underwear she wore, but then Bakugou liked to point them out and she was being forced to actually consider what she put on under her clothes.
It was easier to put makeup on before the constraints of the dress she’d picked out. Of course it wasn’t scandalous by any means, but it was a little more than usual. She wanted to look good! It wasn’t very often that she got to dress up and she’d actually pulled in extra money in the past few months, so she’d allowed herself to splurge on an outfit that was on the high end of the clearance section. A simple above the knee black dress with two white stripes around the bottom that hung off the shoulders and cinched at her waist. It was cute .
Uraraka never went all out with her makeup, but in her haste to finish so she could put on her dress and stop standing around in her undergarments, she dropped the lip stain and it clattered noisily on the ground before rolling away from her. “Shit, of course.” It rolled all the way to the shower and she shuffled over there, bending down the pick it up.
Of course, in that exact moment, Bakugou had shown up, hearing her music in the bathroom, and decided to greet her in the most inappropriate way by grabbing her by the hips and slamming her ass back against him. She yelped and jumped up, nearly banging the back of her head against him, but he cackled and let go of her so she could spin around and shove a hand against his chest.
“That wasn’t funny!” Uraraka exclaimed. “You scared the hell out of me!”
“Shouldn’t have had your music on so loud or you would’ve heard me knocking,” Bakugou replied cheekily.
She glowered at him halfheartedly and then turned back to the mirror to finish her makeup, trying hard not to blush over the fact that she was standing around in her undergarments and he was just there. It was difficult for her though. Neither Bakugou nor Kirishima had any issues walking around in their boxers at any given hour of the day. It was unseemly and rude and drove her mad. On more than one occasion, Bakugou had walked out of the shower with nothing on, not even a towel, which had sent even Kirishima into a coughing fit.
Not that she didn’t have their confidence or anything (she didn’t, not in that respect at least), but Uraraka had always been more modest. She could still remember the horror she’d felt upon putting her hero costume on for the first time. She should’ve been more specific on it. They’d made it so damn tight. Even now, though she’d made adjustments on her costume, it still clung to her figure. She was trying to be braver about things like that or at least more comfortable, but it was a work in progress.
Bakugou slipped his arms around her waist and tucked his face into the crook of her neck. “Do we really need to go out?”
“Yes, we do,” Uraraka told him, determined to not get distracted by the feel of his hard body pressed against her back or the way he was nipping at her neck. Somehow, she managed to put the lip stain on even as his hands slid over her bare stomach. There was still what she considered pudge there. She had been terrified that Bakugou or even Kirishima would be displeased with it since they were seemingly made of solid muscle, both it had never occurred to Kirishima that it was a big deal and Bakugou was fanatical about how soft she was in his hands.
“We could have a little fun beforehand,” Bakugou pointed out, his hands going up further to cup her breasts. “Who the fuck did you go shopping with to get this?”
Of course he recognized that she hadn’t worn it before.
Uraraka sternly slapped his hands away. “Not unless you want to be late and leave Kirishima waiting for us.” She turned around in his arms again and began to shove him towards the shower like a dog that had gotten into a puddle of mud. “Now take a shower and get ready.”
Bakugou smirked. “Someone’s in a bossy mood tonight.”
“You know you like it,” Uraraka replied dismissively as she walked out of the bathroom.
She heard the shower start as she shut the door. He should be pleased that she had taken a quick shower, so that he’d have more hot water. His showers were akin to bathing in lava. Picking her dress up off the bed where she’d laid it out, she stepped and wiggled into it. She had tried to sexily slide into her clothes before like actresses did the movies. It had...not ended well. Thank everything she’d tried it at home by herself first before attempting it in front of the boys. Not even Kirishima would be able to hold back from teasing her over that.
It didn’t take long for Bakugou to get ready. Uraraka sat on the couch texting Tsu and Mina while waiting for him. He was wearing snug black jeans and a t-shirt that was loose enough to be comfortable but tight enough to make his muscles noticeable. It made her feel a little silly for being overdressed, but then his red eyes roved over her like fire and her breath hitched in her chest. She uncrossed her legs and he licked his lips. Blush tinged her cheeks.
“You’re so shameless,” Uraraka scolded teasingly as she stood up and smoothed the bottom of her dress.
It was a nice enough night where they could walk to the bar, figuring that they could take a cab back if they drank too much and were feeling lazy. Bakugou had gotten comfortable enough where she could hold his hand in public sometimes. He was flustered half the time and had to constantly wipe his palms in concern that they might ignite, but after brushing hands a few times, he’d snatch her hand and pull her close to him.
The thing about both of them was that they had to be careful holding hands, if only because of their quirks. Sure, Bakugou didn’t mind suddenly finding himself floating without gravity, but he did not want to hurt her with an explosion. It was something Kirishima never had to consider. He’d been caught off guard the first time Uraraka had accidentally floated him when they’d been goofing around at the pool at his apartment complex, but not angry, and he was used to Bakugou’s quirk, like he knew right when Bakugou might explode so he could harden to protect himself.
When they were about a block from the bar, Bakugou jerked his hand out of her grip, as if she was the one with hot and sweaty hands. She rolled her eyes, but didn’t complain or pout. They couldn’t exactly keep things a secret if they walked into a bar holding hands. It was hard enough seeing Kirishima and not tackling him on the spot. She hadn’t seen him in over four days because of their conflicting work schedules. She missed him. The fact that she did miss him made her feel giddy and silly too.
As soon as they walked into the bar, a few feet apart to make it seem reasonable, Kaminari spotted them from his seat on top of the bar and shouted, “Bakugou! Uraraka! The two lost loves of my life!”
Uraraka leaned in to ask Bakugou, “Is he drunk already?” but Bakugou just shook his head and gritted his teeth as he allowed Kaminari to pull him into a hug, still sitting on the bar. He jumped down so that he could pick Uraraka up and spin her around in a hug while she laughed. “When did you start drinking?”
“I haven’t,” Kaminari said cheerfully. “I just missed you all.”
It turned out that they had arrived right on time, as other people began to flood in just a minute after them, successfully distracting Kaminari from the fact that they’d arrived at the same time. Deku and Todoroki showed up on some ten minutes later, Deku apologizing for being late, Todoroki completely oblivious that they were. Maybe she was standing too close to Bakugou, but there was a knowing smile on Deku’s face when they connected eyes and she couldn’t help but blush.
Predictably, Bakugou took issue with it. “I bet he thinks he knows everything,” he grumbled while holding onto his beer tightly.
“Oh calm down,” Uraraka harrumphed, nudging him in the side with her elbow. He did it right back to her and she couldn’t stop the smile if she tried.
Out of all their friends, Deku was the only one that more or less knew what was going on. He had even promised not to tell Todoroki, which was saying something, since they told each other absolutely everything. After all, it had been with his help that Bakugou had been able to kick the effects of that lust quirk so fast. His mere presence had cancelled it out. He didn’t lord his help over Bakugou any, but that didn’t stop Bakugou from thinking it. Not that it mattered. Things had worked out better than expected in the end for all of them.
Uraraka greeted Deku and Todoroki like family while Bakugou stood irritably at her side. Luckily for all of them, neither boy took offense. In fact, Deku appeared amused, even offering to buy them a round. Bakugou couldn’t turn that down and a round turned into a competitive shot for them while Uraraka and Todoroki opted for a simple cocktail. Those two would never fully get over their rivalry, but at least it wasn’t violent anymore. She didn’t want to have to kick Bakugou’s ass for real.
Around an hour into the party, Kirishima finally showed up, a sheepish look on his face and a present in his hand. Kaminari was ecstatic and thankfully not drunk yet. Uraraka caught the heated look in Bakugou’s eyes as Kirishima made his way through the crowd toward them. He was being patient for once, staying still and biding his time, but she knew it wouldn’t last long. He was an explosion waiting to happen.
Uraraka sighed into her drink. “Just go to the bathroom and make out with him already.” Apparently, her astute observation pissed Bakugou off because he shot her a glare and she shrugged her shoulders. Finally, Kirishima stood in front of them and she beamed, throwing her arms around his neck and pulling him in close for a hug. “It took you long enough!”
“Sorry, I got stuck in traffic,” Kirishima explained. Bakugou snorted, his arms folded firmly across his chest, no intentions of giving a hug in public noted. “So boring, I know. A villain takedown would have been way cooler.”
“Next time, call when you’re gonna be late,” Bakugou said. “We could’ve done something to take up the time.”
Kirishima grinned. “Who’s to say I didn’t call so you wouldn’t leave me out?”
Bakugou scowled and chugged the rest of his drink. “Asshole.” He grabbed Kirishima by the shoulder, turning him around, and shoved him in the direction of the bar so they could get drinks together.
With the boys gone to do their own thing and mingle with their old crew, Uraraka found Tsu and Momo. Standing next to Momo made Uraraka a little feel better about how much effort she’d put into her outfit, if only because Momo was wearing an absolutely stunning dress.
“You look fantastic, Momo!” Uraraka greeted. “Did you make it yourself?”
Momo’s cheeks turned pink, holding a flute of champagne in her hands delicately, and nodded her head. “It’s not that big of a deal, just a little hobby to take the edge off hero work. I was worried that it might be too much, but…”
“No, I love it,” Uraraka insisted. “Next time I need a dress, I’m hitting you up.”
“Really?” Momo smiled brightly. “I would love to make something for you!”
Even though Momo was the smartest person that Uraraka had ever known, she understood Momo’s nervousness. They were all a lot more confident in themselves than when they’d first gone to U.A. and had grown in their own ways, as both people and heroes. Momo was plenty more confident in herself as a hero, but something as simple as fashion design was different. It was more personal. Uraraka had felt the same way about her body and her place with Bakugou and Kirishima. It was just something that they had to work to get over in time.
“You seem awfully close with Bakugou these days, Ochako,” Tsu pointed out, going straight the point as usual. It didn’t matter what Uraraka did; she knew that she was going to blush. “Have you two been hanging out?”
Uraraka laughed and it sounded awkward even to her ears. “Oh, you know, we’ve been pulling a lot of late night shifts. He’s relentless.” Thank gods the boys weren’t around. She didn’t think Tsu or Momo would catch the double entendre, but they would. “It’s nice though! I actually got a raise last month and moved up five spots in the hero ranking.”
“Wow, congratulations!” Momo exclaimed. “I guess working with Bakugou has its perks.”
They didn’t know the half of it. Uraraka somehow managed to keep a straight face. She didn’t like omitting things about her life from Tsu, but she wasn’t going to talk about it until Bakugou and Kirishima were comfortable with it. She thought Kirishima was okay with telling people, but Bakugou was still against it. Not that he was embarrassed or anything. He just didn’t like people being in his business. Uraraka felt the same way honestly. She liked having something that was only hers.
“He’s moving up the ranks fast next to Todoroki and Midoriya,” Momo pointed out.
Tsu tapped her chin thoughtfully. “They’re probably racing to see who opens up their own pro hero agency first.” While it was always something of a dream for heroes, it wasn’t really one that Uraraka was considering. Becoming the top hero had never been her main goal. It didn’t seem to be Kirishima’s either. They’d leave that to Bakugou, who would probably try to convince them to work for him if he did. He did like all his eggs in one basket. “It’s nice that Midoriya and Todoroki can still be competitive with each other while being in a relationship. It’s really helped both of their ambitions instead of hindering them.”
“I think it’s sweet,” Uraraka said.
It had been one of Deku’s concerns when he and Todoroki had got together two years ago -- that their positions as heroes would get in between them. Both of them were aiming for the top, after all, for their own reasons. He cared about Todoroki a lot, but he also had his own goals that he had to accomplish first. Instead, they managed to push and compliment each other. Uraraka could understand it. Bakugou had pushed her forward when they were just coworkers, but it seemed to double now. It wasn’t that he thought she needed to improve; it was that he knew she and Kirishima were capable of more and he wanted it for them as much as he wanted it for himself.
“Alright, girls!” Mina shouted excitedly as she bounded over towards them, very clearly a little buzzed. “Enough with the chit chat. It’s time to dance!” She snatched Uraraka by the wrist and tugged her onto the dance floor, nearly making her yelp and spill her drink. “Let’s show everyone how to have fun!”
Normally, Uraraka waited until she had a little more alcohol in her system before she had the confidence to dance. It was strange how she could face multiple villains head on and jump into a burning building, but shaking her ass on a dimly lit floor to music with a bunch of strangers made her balk. However, she wasn’t going to do that tonight. She was going to go out there and have a fun time with her friends.
When Uraraka began to dance like there was no tomorrow and she didn’t care if anyone was watching, Mina damn near shrieked with laughter. “Get it, girl, woo!” They held each other’s free hands and raised them in the air as they danced. Neither one of them was doing anything spectacular, just bopping to the music. Uraraka knew that Mina was a much better dancer than she was playing at right now, but it didn’t matter. They were just being silly.
It wasn’t long before the birthday boy joined them, hopping around with drinks in both hands, and both girls cheered him on. After that, others followed them onto the dancefloor. Tsu, Momo, Sero, Hagakure, and even Iida, who might have danced worse than her but was at least enthusiastic about it. They bounced around to the music together, laughing bubbling out of Uraraka’s mouth unbidden. Deku came out too and the two of them danced sillily together in a way that would’ve had her blushing before but now her cheeks only flushed from the effort.
When she caught eyes with Bakugou, she waved her hand at him, but he merely folded his arms across his chest and shot her a scowl. No way was he stepping on that dance floor. She huffed, coming to a stop and putting her hands on her hips. He shook his head. She tapped a foot on the ground. He picked up his drink and took the most aggressive gulp she’d ever seen. It was a no-win situation.
Kirishima came up next to him from the bathroom, caught sight of the two of them, and shoved his drink into Bakugou’s empty hand with a laugh before making his way towards her. Sliding behind her, he put his hands on her hips and propped his chin on her shoulder, speaking into her ear, “Why don’t we show Bakugou what he’s missing out on, huh?” His hands gripped her snugly and she leaned back into him, swaying to the music, a grin on her lips. The heat in Bakugou’s eyes tripled and his scowl deepened. Kirishima gave a throaty laugh.
It must have been too much for Bakugou because he slammed Kirishima’s drink back and then stomped towards the pool tables where Todoroki, Ojiro, and Tokoyami had gone. If Bakugou was willingly going to the area of the bar where Todoroki was, then he was deeply bothered. Uraraka couldn’t help but giggle and she turned around to face Kirishima. She felt so warm and happy. Part of it was the alcohol, sure, and the feeling that came from being around good friends, but another part was just them.
“I’m gonna order some food,” Kirishima told her after the song was over. “Have some fun with the girls.” She nodded her head and caught herself leaning into him at the last second. He noticed him and a sharp grin spread across his face. It had just come so naturally to her. He leaned in close, his mouth close enough to her ear to nibble on it. “You look great, by the way, although Bakugou said you had something even better on underneath.”
Uraraka shoved him away playfully. “Go get your food!”
“Oh, someone’s in a bossy mood tonight,” Kirishima joked before sauntering towards the bar.
Rolling her eyes, Uraraka joined back up with the girls, who were trying to decide whether to keep dancing. In the end, it turned out that they were all out of drinks, so they decided to freshen up in the bathroom, get another round, and then take a short break. It had been so long since she’d had an outing like this. It was easy to get swept away by it and she let the easygoing flow take over. She’d missed her girl friends. As heroes, they were always working, so she didn’t get to see them nearly as much as she would’ve liked.
At some point, Sato brought out a cake and everyone gathered around a table so they could sing Kaminari “happy birthday” and let him blow out the candles that Todoroki had lit. (Bakugou had been about to give it a go, but Kirishima had stopped him at the last second. They wanted the cake to still exist, after all.) As Kaminari opened his presents, Uraraka sat comfortably in between Tsu and Iida, like their U.A. days, back before she had started to become more involved in Bakugou’s world too.
It was a great night. Uraraka felt so at ease and happy. It was more than just contentment. She hadn’t realized that being happy in one aspect of her life would help her flourish in others as well. It bolstered her confidence by tenfold, this pure joy and excitement. There would be bad days -- there would be moments that she would have to work through and would hate -- but if she could hold onto this memory, this feeling, then it would be worth it.
They sat at a group of tables, snacking on the various food that people had ordered from the bar. Uraraka reached over to pick at what Kirishima had ordered, snatching her had back before Kirishima could swat her hand. She gave him a cheeky as she ate the food. Bakugou scoffed in his seat next to the redhead, but then ate some of his food as well.
A comically betrayed look crossed Kirishima’s face as he exclaimed, “Order your own food, you fiends!”
Uraraka laughed as the two boys bickered. Yeah, it was worth it. She could get used to this.
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ghosty-schnibibit · 6 years ago
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day late liveshow liveblog because finals are kicking my ass :’)
i'm in the middle of a balance relisten and just finished binging the entirety of crystal kingdom so i'm just all candlenights all the time r/n :P
i'm looking at the description and like... isn't that the plot of an arnold schwarzenegger movie from the 90's? i'm pretty sure it is? sticking with the movie theme from last years candlenights special then lmao
so i'm assuming this is like... 3-4 years after SaS? nice
"that is the most dnd ass shit i have ever written" and it was very pretty
tall boy ango!!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HE KEPT DRACULA CANON
someone please draw whatever the hell a cookie toss is 
i know that's a joke but like... only a few years out from SaS and taako's gotten past his fear of cooking with magic to at least make jokes about it if not actually do it, i cry
dracula is gay and i love him
i'm going to fucking cry omg this is lovely
oh drac my baby, my precious boy
i am... fearful of this interaction, vis-a-vis taako and lucretia
i'm fucking crying merle tried to do the exact same thing with johann’s mixtape in cyrstal kingdom, these boys are so predictable omg
“rock paper scissors gift of the magi” nice
awww baby 
I'M SCREAMING OH MY GOD
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE YELLING "NO," MOOD
MAGNUS NO
so is there no fantasy costco on the moon anymore???
KLAARG!!! YAY!!!!!
this is not what klaarg sounds like griffin lmao
KLAARG HAS A DAUGHTER! KLAARG HAS KIDS!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!!!!
YAAAAAY CASSIDY!
HOLY SHIT CASSIDY
is this kenny loggins little brother or something
magnus is being a rude boy tonight, dang
IS GARFIELD MAKING A CLONE ARMY? WHAT THE FUCK
go maggie!
at least he's not actually setting it on fire lmao
to be fair i would still go in 
MERLE WTF
MERLE WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
CLINT NO
you need to roll something for this trav
"and he also can't think" he was in fantasy nasa tho
so the party is thoroughly split lmao
B O N E
nice, go magnus!
isn't he permanently charmed though
aww, klaarg you sweet boy
NICE
CASSIDY WHY
the dude in the audience who just yelled "WHAT" is Big Mood
love that cassidy is evidently familiar with shakespeare
garfield being out for blood is the best thing ever
C H E R U B  J O E
"audience, listen" garfiled plz
good god do i love garfield 
just got the mental image of krav finding that in taako's pocket later and being like "hey babe??? what the fuck?????"
garfield why have you done this
"are you like a necromancer?" maggie not every bland unassuming man is going to turn out secretly a necromancer like barry
awwwww
goddamn they have not been this unabashedly mean to an npc since jenkins, holy shit
merle's trying to offer genuine advice lol
maggie why
thank you for resolving that justin
wait a minute... is it going to be jimmy again???
WHAT, do yA DO
MAGNUS WHY MY DUMB BOY
jesus fucking christ magnus
i love this, he went from jingle all the way to home alone lmao
JESUS CHRIST
welp, bye klaarg :/
TAAKO'S HEAD IS STILL ON FIRE
go taako :D
god that was so fucking cute, taako my baby
that one dude in the audience chanting "YEAH! YEAH!" i love you
i need to draw that later omg
IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES IT DIES YOU CUT IT IN HALF IT DIES 
OH NO BABY
GOD THAT'S ADORABLE
oh my god this is insanity, i love this so much
poor jerald loggins holy shit
i was literally just thinking how i loved the how its made feel
muffled chanting...? oh god have we transitioned from home alone to chucky???
JEFF ANGEL :D
"he has an eye condition" do you mean glasses merle???
this sounds so goddamn suspicious
ZONE OF TRUTH!!!
oh my god what the hell is going on
JERALD NO
aww poor griffin :(
merle is very quick on the draw lmao
m e a t�� d r u n k
go merle!
is jerald lvl one???
“punch storm” welp, goodbye merle :T
taako you are a twink how the fuck are you going to tackle jeff angel
TAAKO I LOVE YOU BUT WHAT THE FUCK
actually it was the plane of fire liveshow
the timeline of the liveshows is a mystery for the ages
oh this ain't good
THIS IS TERRIFYING AS SHIT
YEAAAAAH
god this is such a good mental image
jesus this is fucking terrifying
that's precious lmao
oh jerald :(
DELLA :D
"purposeful principled slaughter" lovely alliteration there
OH NO
wax??? i think you mean plastic there griffy
christ that's horrifying
IT'S NOT THE REAL JEFF!!!!!
oh god i didn't even make that connection
oh my god he's gonna murder it
"dingamaflachie" justin ilu
can't wait to see that meme in the tag lmao
nice! :D
yes! save the boy!
aww, poor real jeff :(
jesus christ magnus
griffin really loves making golems on candlenights lmao
YEEEEAH GO JERALD
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BURN TO DEATH
"AND BECAUSE HE'S A WIZARD" WHAT
JERALD LOGGINS ACCEPTS THIS
YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!
GO MERLE! :D
merle you know this won't kill him right?
T R A D E R  J O E
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON
this is so damn insane omg
ME @ EVERYONE GOING "NO" ABOUT JERALD, Y'ALL DO REMEMBER ITS FOR ANGUS RIGHT???
everyone in the fandom's gonna just quietly ignore that comment and so will i lmao
MERLE I LOVE YOU
i did travis, i did
there's still like five minutes left and i am Concerned
TAAKO WHY
to be fair, they are like... burned up and battle damaged, i think ango will understand
jeff angle
AWWWWW, MY BABY :')
in conclusion, ango is my precious baby an i love him so much, and also that was the wildest most nonsensical liveshow ever and i adored it. happy candlenights everybody! ^u^
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All women who had something with JL are hated in public. And why is that? An Echie once said she hates VK because she saw Jarred naked! And that's probably also the reason why he doesn't carry his real girlfriends around publicly. - Do you want see him naked as well? I got some different dreams for different reasons... we have some serious problems right now like 'global war' for example.
Yeeeeeeeeeah but wouldn't it be great to see his nekkid dong and finally get confirmation that it ain't nowhere near 11 inches? 🤭
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fireflier · 4 years ago
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God yeah, if I could do that again I 100% would just to see their faces again lol. And this isn't my character but my brother's for this story, but one time we stopped by an inn. We all booked rooms n stuff, the dragonborn got his own room. Anyways so my brother's character heard faint banging and decided to go check it out. Yeeeeeeeeeah he walked in to see the dragonborn taking off his armor. It was hilarious to find out and seeing my bro's face was priceless at the mental image -🌕 (🔮💫)
LMAO oh man that’s great, im imagining him being genuinely concerned that something was going on and then just JUMPING at the sight that’s so good
man i genuinely can’t remember any of my funny stories Sadge , my dnd campaigns were just super disorganized really /lh
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When somebody posts that Dumbledore loved Harry and tried to do good and therefore doesn’t deserve all this shit he gets:
Anti: “Dumbledore cared for Harry the way a farmer cares for a cow that he’s fattening up for the slaughterhouse.”
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeah. Because it’s TOTALLY Dumbledore’s fault that Harry had to die, and not...you know, the guy who tried to kill him as a baby and put a Horcrux inside of him and thus is the reason Harry had to die.
I never got why Dumbledore literally gets more hate for merely knowing that Harry had to die...than the Douche Lord who is the actual cause of Harry having to die. It’s not like Dumbledore could CHANGE it, it had to happen!
“Dumbledore planned Harry’s death and raised him like a pig for slaughter!”
No bitch, Dumbledore didn’t set up Harry’s death. Because the moment Harry lost his parents, Harry’s death needed to happen ANYWAY! Harry was a Horcrux, if Dumbledore had suddenly given up the ghost and dropped dead immediately after Lily and James did, guess what? Harry STILL has a Horcrux in his head, Voldemort is STILL after him, and even if he were placed with Sirius or something under Fidelius, he’s STILL gonna have to die at the end of the day. Soooo...lay off Dumbledore. It’s not his fault. You’re fucking with the wrong one.
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cartoonloverstuff · 7 years ago
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Haunted or Hunted
Yeeeeeeeeeah... so this is really late but here's a spooky-ish fic about the Sing teen trio for Halloween. Please let me know what you think! (Also, im on mobile and don't know how to make long post 'read more', im so sorry) ------------ The "I'm telling ya this is the wrong place!" Johnny insisted as him and Meena followed a curious Ash around the abandoned and poorly cared for property. Moon had sent the three out to an old theater to collect some props the other theater owner no longer needed. After turning off the main road and driving in what seemed like the middle of nowhere for a good 20 minutes, Johnny became suspicious. Once they arrived at the location Google maps had directed them to when he typed the address Moon gave him in, he was convinced there was some mistake. The building they pulled up to vaguely looked like a theater, but it was clearly abandoned and was falling apart. It reminded him of a haunted castle in those mystery cartoons he watched as a kid. The doors and windows were boarded up and as the cherry on top of it all, the sun had long since gone down by the time they arrived and it was shaping up to be a dreary night. Johnny was half expecting an ominous bolt of light to strike behind the building. Johnny had wanted to turn tails and leave as soon as they got close enough to get a good look at the destination, but Ash insisted they look around. "What are the odds Moon happened to write down a wrong address that just happened to also be a theater?" Ash reasoned as she examined the boarded up building. "Maybe the owner left the prop out here somewhere. Or maybe there's still inside and were forgotten about." Ash pressed her face up against a widow trying to see in, a giddy smile on her face. "We need to find a way in!" "Ash." The gorilla sighed, unsure why the porcupine was so taken with the creepy old building. "Come on, there's no way in. Let's just go, yeah?" He tried to reason. Ash turned to cock an eyebrow at him. "You scared?" She smirked knowing. "No!" Johnny huffed red-faced. "Yes!" Meena's answer overlapped Johnny and had no shame. She gave the porcupine a wide-eyed, stricken look. "I'm not exactly jumping at the chance to go in another rickety, falling apart theater." Her voice wavered and and her gaze fell nervously. Ash stopped for moment and gave her friend a concerned look before shaking her head and giving the elephant an encouraging smile. "Deep breathes, Meena. This place isn't gonna up and fall down on us." Ash's voice was gentle and reassuring as she became sensitive to her large friend's fears. "There's no bear gang or crazy water works show here to knock it down, okay?" Ash got Meena to look up at her and give the porcupine a soft smile. "Doesn't even look likes its got workin' plumbin'." Johnny added as he gave the building a disapproving look. "Why would ya want t' find a way into this place? From the looks of it, ya' think there be dead bodies stashed here or somethin'." "As a matter a fact..." Ash dragged out with a huge grin on her face, causing both her companions give look at in slight horror. "I googled the name of this place when we passed a sign for it. Apparently, some goat singer died here 50-some years ago." She said with excitement in her voice as she continued to scan the building for a way in. "That sounds like a dumb internet rumor." Johnny quipped unconvinced. "No, seriously! There's like news articles and records and stuff. Her name was Madame Florence Capra and apparently she was murdered here right after a performance." Ash's eyes lite up as she was practically bouncing in spot pressed against the window. "They found her decapitated body, but never found the killer." The was a brief, horrified silence before Meena spoke up. "That's awful! Is that why this theater is closed?" She gave the building a fearful look. Ash spoke without looking away from the window. "Naw, it only closed a couple of years ago. But there's a bunch of rumors saying she haunts the place. Some say they saw her headless body walking around back stage! Or that they could hear her screaming!" The porcupine grinned eagerly and pushed back from the window to continue her search for a way in. Johnny and Meena exchange a disturbed glance. "Ash, can ya maybe not sound so excited 'bout some lady's death?" Johnny asked looking back at the building uneasily. "And, not to be obvious, but ya know there no such thing as ghos-" "Found a way in!" The larger two heard Ash cut in and looked just in time to see the porcupine squeeze through a missing chunk of a boarded up door. "Ash!" Meena darted to look through the hole in the door, knowing there was no way her or Johnny would fit. Johnny grabbed the door handle and tried to push in open, but it felt solidly in place. "Er, Ash, ya know we can't follow ya, right? The door's boarded up and I think somethin's blocking it." Johnny called out from his side as he sized up the door. "There's nothing blocking it." Ash's muffled voice commented from the other side. Johnny raised an eyebrow as he look over the door again. It didn't look that sturdy. After slamming his shoulder against the door twice and wincing in pain a little after the second attempt, Meena nervously voiced. "Uh, Johnny..." "Nawnawnaw, its fine. Da' worry bout it." He brushed out her concern quickly before she could say anything. He shot the door a glare, taking it as a personal challenge. After half a moment of contemplation, he decided all he needed was a running start. From the other side of the boarded up door and a good distance away, Ash heard running footsteps, the sound of something slamming against he door, and a groan of painful regret. Ash rolled her eyes as she heard Meena fuss over Johnny to make sure he was okay. Turning on her heels, the porcupine decided she was done waiting and wanted to look around. The interior of the old theater looked just as one would have expected from the outside. It was decaying and covered in dust and cobwebs. Ash squinted and blinked frantically as she turned a corner, both trying to avoid dust in her eyes and adjust to her very dark surroundings. After a few moments of not being able to see anything but shadows and vague shapes; she pulled out her phone, switched the flashlight on, and pointed it in front of her. What she saw made her heart stop. Frozen in place, all she could was give a short, chilling scream as shock took control. She barely had time register that she wasn't in actual danger before she heard the splintering sound of thick wood being broken and heavy footsteps on creaky floor boards. Meena appeared around the corner skittering to a stop when she found Ash hunched over and silently wheezing with shocked laughter. The elephant approached slowly trying to decipher what the strained noises Ash was making were. Once Meena realized it was laughter, her panic face morphed into a look of frustration. "Seriously?! I was actually worried about you!" Meena turned to storm back but Ash grabbed her pant leg, the porcupine still trying to gain control her breathing. Between scattered breaths and laughter, Ash tried to convey what happened and pointed in the direction of what scared her. "I-heh-I promise, I w-wasn't messing with you!" She finally managed to pant out just as Johnny turned the corner to find them. He had previously been frozen gawking at the remains of the boarded up door. After recovering and making a mental note not to stay on Meena's good side, he pulled out his phone's flashlight and quickly found the others, with Meena looking rightly ticked off and Ash wheezing and pointing behind. His flashlight flickered up in the direction of Ash's pointing and he and Meena tried to see what it was. Johnny gave out a very unmanly yipe and Meena's heart stopped dead for a moment. Before them was a huge, ghastly wooden cut painted to look like a clown bear. The clown had beady yellow eyes and the most unsettled painted smile the three had ever seen "Wot. The. Hell is the that?!" Johnny stamped out, looking at the clown in something akin to disgust. "What nightmares are made of." Ash quipped before turning back to Meena. "That's why I screamed. Sorry for scaring you. But hey, look on the bright side. You guys got through the door!" "She got through the door." Johnny corrected with a smile, jabbing his thumb at Meena. "I got a sore shoulde'." "Dawww, Meena was worried about meeee!" Ash teased as she leaned on her largest friend's leg affectionately. The elephant wasn't paying either of them any mind, still staring at the clown. "Why would anyone make that?" Meena wondered out loud as she stared in horrified amazement, her frustration thoroughly scared out of her. "Right, I'm callin' it. Moon sent us t' the wrong place. Let's get outta here." Johnny jerked his head in the direction them came in as he spoke. Meena nodded eagerly and turn to follow his out. "Wait, hold on! Can bring this?" Ash said as she went over to the prop to see if it could be moved. "What? Why would you want to bring that?" Meena's attention was back on Ash as she tried to understand the porcupine's motives. "To show Moon we tried. We don't want go emptied-handed, right?" Ash reasoned soundly to the puzzled elephant, giving her large friend an innocent smile. Johnny, however, saw right through it. "Ya' wanna stick that thing in Moon's office and scare the livin' crap outta 'im, don't cha?" He stated exasperatedly. "Yep!" Ash stood next to the clown expectantly with a huge grin on her face. Meena and Johnny traded looks briefly before Meena sighed and caved, walking over to the prop and an excited Ash. The prop was heavy, which wasn't normally a problem for Meena, but it was also large and awkwardly shaped, making it difficult for the elephant to get a good hold on it and carry it. She struggled with it for a few moments before she felt Johnny come over and lift the other side. "Just sayin', I'm pretty sure this is theft." Johnny added as he and Meena made slow progress back around the corner. "You honestly think anyone's gonna miss it?" Ash retorted as she tried not to be underfoot. Johnny didn't answer, his focus on moving the ugly prop and trying to ignore threatening creaking from the floor boards. They were clear of the corner and about halfway to the door when hear a loud crack. All three froze, wide-eyed and scared to move. Johnny and Meena looked at each each other, realizing then that they were two very large mammals, carrying a very heavy prop, on a very rickety floor. This wasn't good. After a beat, Ash took a few cautious steps in front of the other two. She then carefully turned around to address them. "Okay, maybe this was a bad idea. Just leave the clown and get away from each other to spread out the weight." Ash's ordered shooing them in opposite directions. Them fumbled briefly trying to carefully set down the prop before it clattered to the floor. All three stiffened and waited once it felt. When nothing creaked or broke, the larger two cautiously stepped backward and away from each other. They only made it a few feet each before a sickening snap came from below Meena as her foot fell through the floor. She yelled in surprise as she fell against the ground. The other two present immediately forgot their plan as they quickly went to help her up, only realizing their mistake too late. Both were within reach of her when more cracking from all around made them aware of their mistake. Before anyone of them could think of what to do, there was the applause of wooden beams breaking and the floor beneath them gave. The trio fell. To them, it felt like they hit every wooden beam, support and odd bit of cloth on the way down but nothing was strong enough to stop their fall, only break and slow their decent. Finally, Meena hit something something solid and land on her stomach with an 'oof.' Almost immediately, she felt Johnny land heavily on his back on top of her. Half a beat later, she could feel Ash plop on top of Johnny. A chorus of groans emanated from the pile of animals. Johnny was first to make an attempt to get up, helping Ash off of him and on to the ground before quickly turning around to make sure Meena was alright and help her up. While Johnny was busy apologizing profusely for falling on the elephant and said elephant assured him that she was fine, Ash looked up and around at their predicament. It looked like they had fallen about 30 some feet, or about three stories from what Ash could see. The gaping hole left by them in the floor above was followed by a path of broken beams and other building parts from their fall, none of which looked stable enough to climb back upwards. Looking around, Ash saw they were in a large, meandering basement storage area with a relatively high ceiling. There were tons of old theater props and broken equipment were in large, unkept piles covered haphazardly with worn tarps. It was somehow even dustier down there, so much so that the air was thick with dust. What little light there was came from cracks in the floorboards above and where bits of moonlight fit through. Ash sneezed from the dust and shook her head. "Welp, doesn't look like we're goin' that way." Johnny huffed out a sigh and he pointed his phone's light up at the wreckage left from their fall. "There's gotta be stairs goin' up somewhere through, right?" He looked over at Ash who was looking around with a dismal look on her face. "Yeah... yeah, there has to be." She muttered more to herself than to anyone else. Johnny took the lead to find a way out, picking a direction at random, with Meena in tow and Ash close behind. After wandering around the dank and dreary halls formed on decaying walls piles of junk unfruitfully, Ash got impatient and wanted to take the lead. Johnny begrudging humored her for a bit, but soon after got annoyed they were still getting nowhere. Ash quickly snipped that he hadn't gotten them anywhere either. Johnny snapped that she was the reason they were in this mess in the first place. Emotions were running high considering they were all scared and it was coming out in angry arguing between the rocker and rebel. "It's not like I forced you to carry the stupid clown out!" Ash hissed Johnny grumbled back. "Well I wasn't gonna leave Meena to deal with it! Even though she shoulda' just left it-" "Where is Meena?" Ash's sour mood stopped short, wide eyed at the fact Meena was not in sight. Johnny looked back and froze. "...Meena?" Suddenly, Johnny's voice seemed to echo more in a way that made his stomach drop and the dark area seemed so much scarier to the two. "Meena!" He shouted with more force and panic in his voice. He was a rational animal, but being trapped in a creepy old building that looked like it was straight out of a horror film, alleged to be haunted, and losing a member of their group was quickly becoming too much for his nerve to handle. "Meenaaaaa? Come on, this isn't funny!" Ash called out and she meandered back the way they had came. "We're sorry for fighting!" Trying to remain calm, the two double back, their voices loud and unrestrained as their fear built up in them. Suddenly, a massive form appeared behind them and swiftly grabbed them from behind. Both their heart stopped dead the moment two strong hands covered their mouths and wrenched them back. Ash was yanked off the ground and kicked the air helplessly. Johnny was able to put more of a fight but was clearly out sized. The two struggled and tried to scream through their covered mouths until a familiar voice hissed at them. "Will you guys shut up?!" Meena had pulled them back against her so her harsh whisper only made it to their ears and didn't cause an echo. Johnny and Ash stopped struggling, both out of relief it was Meena and shock at her gripping tone. Meena shifted so was properly carrying Ash and not holding the porcupine hostage and released Johnny as well, hoping they both got silencing look she was shooting them through all the darkness. Noise in the distance made her ears flare up and grab Johnny's sleeve to pull the gorilla with her and Ash around a corner just as the noises got close enough for the other to hear. Both Johnny and Ash were confused as to why they were hiding, but neither had the chance to speak up before they heard approaching voices. "They were coming from over here!" An unfamiliar and frantic voice called out. Another, gruffer voice answered. "It was probably just pipe breaking. Again." "No! I'm telling you I heard voices this time! And they were at least two! I know there's someone else down here!" Meena had a death grip on the other two. Johnny was listening intensity, trying to figure out what anyone would be doing down there. Ash was trying to wrap her heard around why they were hiding in the first place. If there were others down there with them, the means there's was a way in and out which the others must know about. So why were they hiding and not asking for help? Ash knew Meena was nervous around strangers, but this seemed excessive to the porcupine. That last thought died in Ash's head when she heard the mechanical clinking of a gun being cocked. All three stiften, now well aware of the real danger they were in. Out of the blue, another sneering voice called out from farther away. "What the hell are you morons doin'?" The new voice bombed with authority. "Sorry, boss. Sammie said he heard something again." The gruffer voice droned in a bored tone. "I did hear something!" Sammie insisted desperately. "I know I did! That's the whole reason you hired me!" "Yeeeah," The boss spoken in a chilling tone. "I hired a jackrabbit to keep an ear out and not let anything surprise us." He pause in a menacing manner. "And yet all you've done is send out false alarms and waste my time. You're lucky the jobs already over Sammie-boy, cuz I've just about had it with you." The leader seemed to growl out the last bit, then their heard retreating foot steps with one final order. "Now get get back to work and start being useful." The other two voice followed their boss, leaving three horrified teenagers afraid for their lives. Ash was the first to speak, her words coming out as sharp, fearful whispers. "What the hell was that about? Why did he have a gun?!" Meena carefully put the porcupine on the ground as she explained. "I think they're hiding something here. Earlier I heard what sounded kinda like drilling. When I tried to find where it came from, I saw them digging up a bunch dirt like they were trying to bury something." She looked down nervously. "I didn't get a good look at what they looked like, through. I saw the guns, panicked, and came looking for you guys." All color had gone from Ash's face. "Oh my god, there actually stashing bodies here!" She squeaked out in dread. Meena looked doubtful. "They were calling it a 'hot stash.'" The elephant added, hoping that meant something to one of the others. Johnny whisper from where he was focused on his phone. "M'kay, so it's not bodies then. They're just hidin' somethin' that they stole and can't sell yet. Or maybe they're diggin' up something they stole awhile back." Glaring at his phone, he sighed angrily. He had already checked to see if he could get a signal and knew it was hopeless, but he had hoped by some miracle, he might be able to call or contact someone. He had no such luck. None of them had had any service since stepping foot into the cursed building. "Right, we can't just go walkin' around 'ere lookin' for a way out. Meena, when ya' hear 'em start drillin' again we'll go back to the hole we fell through." He hushed. Ash gave him a puzzled look. "Johnny, there's no way we can all get up that way! I'm not even sure any of us-" "We don't all have to." Johnny cut off Ash's whispering with his own. "We just need one of us to make it up and get to where they can call someone. The others just need to hold out til help comes." It was a very flawed plan and Johnny knew it, but it was the best he had at the moment. He looked at Ash half expecting her to argue or shoot down his plan with a better one, but she must have also been coming up blank because she just gave a little nod. Meena's ears were already flared out and she was clearly concentrating on listening to the gangsters' operation. After a minute, Meena gave a little nod. "They're drilling again." She breathed out. Ash peaked around the wall they were hidden behind them motioned the others to follow her. A few suspenseful minutes later, they were back below the gaping hole in the floor above, squinting up through dust filled air skeptically. It was just as they had left it, dangerously rickety and what wood remained intact look precarious at best. There was no clear path up, just a lot of unstable looking wooden bits that one could theoretically climb up. It was incredibly unsafe looking, so Johnny of course volunteered himself to do it in the hopes of keeping his friends from harm. Fifteen or so strenuous minutes later, Johnny was less than half way up and not make great progress. "He's not gonna make it." Ash quipped plainly. "He can still do it." Meena argued absentmindedly, her attention split between worriedly watching Johnny and listening to ensure the gangsters were still drilling. They both got their breath caught in their throats when Johnny's grip slipped and he was left dangling by one hand. To make matters worse, the chuck of wood he had been holding came loose and fell all the way to the concert floor below with an echoing clatter. All three tensed and waited silently. After a moment Meena began to relax and whispered to over to Ash. "I think we're okay. There's still-" She froze mid sentence, her ears flared out more and her face filled with dread. "The drilling stopped." Ash went wide-eyed and gave a panicked look up. She knew Johnny won't make it before they had company and waved him to come down. Making a split moment decision, she gave an order. "Meena, throw me." "... Come again?" As Johnny was trying to make something between a rushed and carefully quiet way down again, he heard a whoosh and what sounded like a muffled squeaked of surprise. Snapping his head back upwards, he looked just in time to see Ash airborne and land haphazardly on the slanted piece of wood at the edge of the hole. Both he and Meena held their breath while they saw Ash struggle to find anything to grab on to as she slid backwards on the slanted wood. She scratched at it with her claws frantically before quickly pulling out a quill and stabbing the wood with it. She stopped sliding backwards and breathed a sigh of relief before yanking out another quill and using them to scale up the wood on to more sturdy flooring. Once on stable ground, she turned to look back at her friends and watch as Johnny practically fall the last few feet down. He was barely able to regain balance and stand properly before Meena grabbed his arm and pulled him behind her as she ran out of Ash's sight. Ash's heart was pounding as she starred desperately at where her friends had just been before shaking her head and forcing herself to focus. Shakily, the porcupine turned and ran frantically for the exit hoping her weight didn't cause noticeable creaking. 'You two better still be alive when I get back!' She worried to herself as her running synced up with her pounding heart rate. Meena had heard faint sounds of someone approaching and had grabbed Johnny as soon as he was within reach to drag him out sight of the of whoever was coming. Once they had ducked around a decrepit wall, she hesitated and Johnny took the lead. He didn't have any more clue of where to go or what to do than her, and ended up hiding them amidst a number of large piles of equipment parts in a particularly shadowy corner. Cramped together and facing one another, both were two scare to try and make a get away out of fear of making noise. Both were focused on trying to hear the gangsters, Johnny much less successfully than Meena judging from the strained look on his face. Meena gave it a sparing glance as she tried not to let her mounting panic take control. She had to stay focused. She wasn't sure just how sensitive the rabbit's hearing was or how it rivaled with hers but she wasn't taking any chances, their main advantage right now was that they were trying to keep quiet while the two approaching animals were speaking without fear of being heard. From what she could hear, Sammie was with the gruffer sounding animal (whom she had heard be called Chuck) and was once again trying to convince Chuck they weren't alone. She strained to hear the details of Sammie's frantic babbling, but her concentration was interrupted by Johnny's whisper. "Wot's goin' on? Can ya' hear anythin'?" His curiosity finally got the better of him and poor gorilla couldn't hear anything useful. Meena blinked at him a few times before once again putting all her effort into listening. "I can only hear two of them. The rabbit and I think the other's a sheep, I keep hearing bleating." She reportedly diligently in a soft voice, slightly frustrated she couldn't said anything more useful. "I don't know if they have any guns or anything. But their not very close ye-" "WHAT THE-" Both teens froze up at the exclamation that was plenty loud enough for both to hear. "When did this happen!" The rougher voice bellowed out. Johnny felt his stomach drop as he realized the thug was right where they had been and was almost definitely referring to the massive hole where the trio had fallen through the floor. Wide eyed, he looked up at Meena and saw the same look of dread on her face. "I told you!" Sammie was practically screeching. "I told you I heard something was going on! But nooooo! You were all 'it's just an old building, Sammie,' 'You're overreacting, Sammie,' 'Boss'll be mad if we don't finish working, Sammie.' Well how mad do ya think he'll be if someone got down here and found out about-" The rabbit was shushed and the two gangsters started talking in more hushed tones. Johnny couldn't hear a thing they were saying and gave up quickly opting to instead trying to see if he could read Meena well enough to clue himself in on what she was hearing. Her scared, still expression didn't tell him much and did nothing to ease his nerves. His hands were shaking as he tried to keep a level head, but fear was tampering with his rational. What was the rabbit going to say before being cut off? What if he been wrong earlier and they really were hiding bodies or something sinister? Johnny took a shaky breath and wished is father were there with them. The gang leader gorilla would know what to and probably wouldn't even be phased by the creepy building or whatever these lesser gangsters were hiding. As it was, Big Daddy was not there and all Johnny had was himself on the brink of a panic attack and Meena whom, for all her good qualities, wasn't a very calm animal to begin with. Johnny mentality steadied himself, reminding his scattered brain that they just had to hold out until Ash came back with help. He glanced back up at Meena to check on her. To his surprise, the frightful look on her face had been replace with one of interest. Prompted be curiously, he leaned in, silently asking what she was hearing. After a moment more of careful listening, Meena whispered. "They're really superstitious." She hushed hoping this was something they could use. "The rabbit said something about ghosts being here." Johnny gathered up his courage and peeked around the edge of the wall. "Well maybe we can scare 'em off 'n buy us some time." He breathed as he looked around. He could see the vague shadows of two figures in the distance and counted his blessing the two dangerous animals were in a place where they could see him. Yet. His eyes had long since gotten use to the dark and he could see a few more details about their surroundings. One thing that caught his eye was the thick and falling apart piping that was lining the walls. His eyes followed the pipes over them, an idea formulating in his head. It was interrupted be the sound of the two figures getting close. Johnny yanked himself back so he was properly hidden behind the wall, panic starting to rise. He glanced around and up when that idea that had been trying to get to him finally struck. Looking up, he saw a piece of piping that was disconnected. Nudging Meena to silently get attention, which had be focused on praying to whatever powers might be listening, he shot her clever smile and pointing up to the piping. Meena gave him a confused look, but still complied and reach her trunk up to retrieve the bit of piping. It creaked louder than either liked as the elephant maneuvered the pipe end down, but nevertheless, Johnny got ahold of it and brought it close to his face. He waited for a minute, trying to listen and figure out how close the two gangsters were to them. A ghastly groaning sound echoed throughout the dingy part of the basement the gangsters were searching. Both thugs jumped and their anxiousness skyrocketed. "W-w-w-what was that?!" Sammie stuttered, his voice a few octaves higher than normal. "It was probably nothing." Chuck's response lacked sureness. Just then, another bone chilling groan rattled the very piping of the old theater storage, sounding as though it was coming from everywhere all at once. Sammie looked around frantically before shaking his head. "Oh hell no! I'm not dyin' here! Not me, not today!" He all but muttered to himself as he hurriedly doubled back, Chuck silently following close behind. From his hiding place around one of the walls, Johnny moved the piping away from his mouth and placed a hand over the opening. He chuckled soften to himself when he heard the two thugs practically scream from fright. If his life hadn't been in danger, he would have considered this fun. Meena was listening almost gleefully, smiling for the first time since entering the retched building. She caught Johnny's attention and gave him a million watt smile. "They're leaving! They're going back to the dig site!" She her voice was a little louder and less restrained as relief rushed through her. Johnny leaned around the edge of the wall again to watch their retreating shadows. "They'll probably be back soon. We need a game plan." Despite being incredibly relieved to see the other two animals leave, he stayed focused. Johnny wasn't about to lose sight of how dangerous their situation was. He turned back to face Meena. "Right, think we should find a bette' place to hide or try to find a way out?" "We could go back to the hole. Maybe you can make it up before they get back." Meena offered. Johnny gave her an perplexed look, trying to figure out why she'd suggest that. After a moment of processing, he spoke up. "... But you'd still be here." "Better than both of us being stuck down here." She reasoned shyly as she wrung her hands. Guilt had long since settled in her stomach, and an evil little voice in the back of her mind blamed her for this hold ordeal. She had been one to cause the floor to break. And now Johnny was trapped down here with her despite having a fighting chance of climbing out. It was just like flooded theater incident all over again. 'You got stuck and nearly drowned everyone! Now you've fallen into this mess and dragged your friends with you. If it weren't your fat ass,-' "No." The mean little voice was silenced by Johnny's sure voice. Both to Meena's relief and disappointment, continued. "No way in hell I'm leavin'. Will figure somethin' else out, yeah?" He words had a harsh edge to them, as if scolding her for having even suggesting it. The stern glare he was giving her clue her in that he would probably shoot down any idea that involved them being separated. Meena's gaze fell out to the side sheepishly. She glanced around breifly before her ears flared out as an inspiration hit. "I have an idea." The idea had been fairly straightforward; use the creepy old props and whatnot in the basement to make it seem haunted, scare the superstitious gangsters away from the building, use their method of escaping to leave the building. When the two teenagers started looking around, they equally amazed and disturbed at the props they were able to find. They put their experience as stagehands to good use, quickly setting up ugly wooden cut outs around every turn. Johnny climbed up on some wooden supports above to hang chains that he could shake ominously while Meena used her hearing to make sure no one was close. As soon as she heard approaching footsteps, she signaled Johnny who was sat up on a wooden beam and hidden in shadows. From his hiding spot, Johnny could see Meena below where she was hidden from the gangsters behind piles of discarded machine pieces and other odds and ends, but he couldn't see the gangsters themselves. That was probably a good thing, it meant he was most likely out of their sight as well. With the pipe end positioned up next to him and chains well with in his reach, the gorilla was all set up to give those thugs the scare of their lives. Johnny leaned over and cupped his hands around the pipe end, giving a low, ghostly sounding groan. He heard a couple of surprised yelps from far off a grinned. He glanced down and saw Meena smiling as well before she waved another signal at him. This continued for a good few minutes, and Johnny really was getting into it. He started putting more of his body weight into shaking the chains hung up and was confident the two thugs were close to there breaking point. Unfortunately, so was the wooden support he was sat on. With out warning, there was a sudden snap from under him and the gorilla yelled as he fell, clattering in the cruelly ungiving cement floor below. "Johnny!" Meena gasped and at side in a heartbeat, picking him off the floor and straining in the poor light to check him for injury. The fall had knocked the wind out of the gorilla but hadn't done much damage, and was currently the least of his problems. "Over there!" Johnny just barely heard a voice coming in their direction and hoped against hope he heard wrong. One glance at Meena's terror stricken face made it clear he had not. The nook that Meena have hidden in had had many barriers as to keep her out of sight, but now it met they were trapped. As running footsteps came their way, Johnny accepted his fate and stood up defensively in front of Meena, as if he could somehow shield her from whatever was about to come next. Heart pounding like a jackhammer, Johnny mentality prepared himself for what was coming, his whole body went shaking in full on 'fight or flight' mode when he saw two vaguely shaped shadows from around the bend getting closer and closer. He held his breath was tense up in anticipation for whatever was going to happen. "Ahhhhhhhhh!" Both teens jumped at the sound of a frightful scream. Squinting in what little light there was, they saw the shadows scatter into shapeless movement, neither able to make out what was going on. Johnny heard something clatter to the floor as if someone was knocking stuff over and heard general panicked commotion. "...wot's goin' on?" He finally whispered to Meena. Looking behind him, he saw the elephant looked just as befuddled as him. "I don't know. I just hear a lot of screaming and bleating. Wait, hang on, ...they're running away again." Her face scrunched up in confusion and concentration as she softly spoke. Her mind tried to piece together what on earth scared the thugs off. She focused on listening as hard as she could for a few more seconds before her attention was stolen and her eyes suddenly lite up. She looked at Johnny with a beaming smile that nearly split her face. "I hear sirens!" Ash thanked the powers that be when she saw the one bar of service on her phone. She was out of the building and most of the way to Johnny's car when she saw it. Which was good cause she didn't realize until she was nearly at the car that she couldn't drive it away, she didn't have the keys or the ability to reach the petals with her short legs. Nevertheless, her shaking hands managed to dial 911 and her scattered words got the address and situation through to the poor, confused animal on the other end. Twenty painstakingly long minutes later, Ash saw the flashing blue and red light approaching. What happened next was a blur of police radios and officers setting up to block the gangsters from making a run for it. An cheetah officer kept Ash behind one of the cars with her as the porcupine intensely watched the other officers go in. Ash almost screeched with delight when she caught sight of a familiar lighting bolt green sweater, followed by a glint of baby was close behind. Meena and Johnny were being led out by officers with their hands behind their heads. Ash was jumping behind the cop car. "That's them! Those are my friends! They're not dangerous! They were the ones in trouble!" Ash grabbed the cheetah's arm as she babbled almost desperately. The cheetah glance at her before waving the officers with the other two teens over. As soon as the larger two teens were told they could put their arms down, Ash threw herself at them to hug them. The three were a mess of hugs and teary relief. "We're bring three more out." The police radio scratched out. The trio separated a bit while still staying close to one another to watch the gangsters as they were bought out and led to police cars. The officers brought out a glaring kangaroo, soon followed by a jackrabbit and large wolf, all of whom were already in handcuffs. As the walked by to be stuffed into police cars, the kangaroo growled to himself. "Twenty grand. I pay you both twenty grand each and ya get outsmarted by a couple of kids." He shot deathly glares at his hired help as he was pushed into a nearby police car. Ash grinned proudly as she heard this, but both Johnny and Meena looked concerned. "Excuse me, officer?" Meena got the attention of a rhino cop near by. "Are you sure that's everyone who was inside?" The rhino tilted his head to the side as he spoke. "That's everyone we've found. Did you see anyone else in there?" He cocked an eyebrow at Meena and she pulled her ears close to her face and shook her head a little. "Chief, we found what they were digging up!" A bull called out and the cheetah looked up. The bull came over with a dirt cover brief case. All three teens looked over with interest from where they were huddled together. The case opened with a click and Johnny immediately shut in his tight, his imagination getting too carried away with what it might be. After hearing a small gasp, he tenses up and started talking. "Wot is it? Is it body parts." His voice was rushed and slightly panicked. Judging from that fact he could hear Ash snickering at him, he was guessing it wasn't body parts. Peeking an eye open, he saw the case was completely full white crystal looked things. "They kinda' look like uncut diamonds." Meena thought out loud. "Indeed they are. Good eye." The cheetah grinned. Meena smiled shyly and felt her ears pull close to her head again, bashful from the chief's praise. Closing up the case, the cheetah continued. "We're going to have to keep you three around for questioning, but after that you're free to go-" "How ya do?!" All three teens jumped at the shrill voice and turned to see the rabbit and wolf by the police car next to them. Chuck, the wolf, was being shoved in first and the rabbit was looking right at them, his hands behind his back and an officer behind him. After a moment, Johnny tried to answer. "Wot, ya mean the noises and whatnot? We just snuck around and used pipes 'n chains." He shrugged a little with a gloating smile. The rabbit looked entirely unsatisfied with that answer. "What about the goat, huh?!" His voice was desperate and demanding. Johnny and Meena both looked confused. "The wot?" "The goat! That-th-that screaming headless go-" "Okay, that's enough." The rhino officer behind Sammie had lost his patience and took his turn to stuff the rabbit into the cop car as the three teens watch. Ash had a huge grin plasters on her face. "Damn, you guys really scare the hell out of him." She chuckled and turned to look up at her friends, asking causally. "So how did ya pull it off?" She was meet with two blank, horrified looks. Both were still staring at where the rabbit had just been, unblinking and unmoving. Ash's smile slowly faltered as she looked between the two and suddenly had a very unsettling feeling. True to the cheetah chief's promise, the three teens were thoroughly questioned and sent on their way home. During the drive back, the three sat in a heavy silence, save for the sound of the trucks tires on the gravelly road. Each was completely wrapped up in their own thoughts. After a long while, Ash's voice finally broke the silence. "At least it was on our side." The porcupine thought out loud, getting the other two passenger to look her way. "Wot you goin' on about?" Johnny asked lightly, quickly glancing at her before returning to the road ahead. "The ghost." Ash calmly brought up what they were all thinking about. "It didn't show up or do anything until you guys were in trouble, right? It helped you guys out so maybe it was on our side." She reasoned coolly as she stared ahead with heavy eyes. The porcupine's comments brought a soft smile to Meena's features and caused all of them to relax a little. They fell back into silence, but this time it was a comforting silent. All three felt a little better. -------- Sorry this is long, I didn't bother separating the chapters.
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Cartoon-Force Scene-Crazy Green Face and A White Blood Cell Team-Up
(An incident was going down downtown in Zootopia so Charles sent Ozzy to investigate-so far it was a typical good guy/bad guy brawl and the good guy who was fighting the bad guy was flung at Ozzy)
Mask:LOOK OOOOOOOUT(hits Ozzy)ow my noggin(takes his head off and spins it around)YEEEEEEEEEAH BABY(puts it back on and turns into Rocky Balboa)Aw-ight big guy round two”
Ozzy:Excuse me-down here”
Mask:(Seeing the white blood cell)Oh man sorry fella-the streets are no-ho ho- place for a citizen especially the gooey blobby kind”
Ozzy:Well good thing i’m not a civilian-i’m a cop,well cop turned vigilante but still-looks like you could use some help taking down Scarface up there”
Mask:Naw not really-I faced ol’ Walty dozens of times and I always beat him now(turns into Napoleon Bonaparte)Onvard to battle CHAAAAAAARGE(heads straight to Walter only to be punched back to Ozzy)Okay maybe I do need some help”
(Ozzy and Mask go over their plan to stop Walter and execute it)
Ozzy:Hey yah big dumb ape how about a piece a me?(Walter quickly charges Ozzy hoping to splatter him only to have Ozzy stretch all over him)NOW MASK”
(The Mask now comes out of nowhere grabs a hook and they sling shot Walter into a fireworks stand-which some rascally rascal lit every firework-and Ozzy and Mask take cover)
Ozzy:FIRE IN THE HOLE”
(The stand explodes to present a tired Walter to which the police cart him off)
Kellaway:Oh God I should’ve known it was you Mask-i’m in no mood for your shenanigans,I got a date for tonight”
Mask:Oh Cally(turns into a women and smacks his lips on Callaway)whose the lucky Goil?”
Kellaway:(Disgusted by the Mask’s antic)Gah none of your darn business(sees Ozzy)and who are you?”
Ozzy:I’m Osmosis Jones of the Cartoon-Force”
Kellaway:Yeah I heard of you guys”
Ozzy:That we’re heroes who risk their lives keeping people safe?”
Kellaway:NO-that your a bunch of inexperienced vigilantes who take the law into your own hands-I’d arrest you right now but as I told the green faced lunatic I got a date tonight so i’m letting you off this time”
Doyle(Walking up to Ozzy):I’m actually a huge fan of your work(Shakes Ozzy’s hand)keep it up”
Ozzy:Thanks(watches Doyle walk away and looks at Kellaway)Man that Kellaway guy is a jerk-I mean I’ve had my fair share of jerks like my old police Chief Gluteus and my old old police chief-I can’t see how you deal with him”
Mask:Eh it’s cool-he’s a weal sweet hart when you get tuh know ‘im(he says in a squeaky high voice)”
Ozzy:Yeah(thinking)Hey Mask you wouldn’t of happened to of been an old recruit for the old Fifty State Initiative would you?”
Mask:I was-I mean I used to be one of Charles’ Secret C-Force till I decided to join and be a member of the ‘Party Animals’ in Las Vegas(transforms into an Elvis impersonator)I do lovah me some craps as much as I love my Peanut Butter,Banana and bacon sandwiches ahuh”
Ozzy:Sweet I took Artemis’ side and was a part of the main team”
(They both trade old stories as they head off into the sunset)
THE END
For @gcrminator because she works both an Ozzy and Mask Blog
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